| In order to be considered for eligibility as a Kosse Cafe burger, a cow must have won at least two ribbons at a nationally recognized county fair. |
| Forty-seven couples within the Continental USA have married after chance encounters at the Kosse Cafe. Ironically, they all ordered the coconut meringue pie. |
| Three hundred and sixteen (316) members of the Forbes 400 Richest Americans list have attributed their good fortune to dining twice a week at the Kosse Cafe. |
| Twelve (12) people have won the Texas lottery immediately after eating the turkey and dressing plate lunch at the Kosse Cafe. |
| The Kosse Cafe is the only restaurant in North America that requires its prospective pork chops to earn a Masters Degree in Shakespearean Literature. |
| The Kosse Cafe has thirty-seven (37) frogs trained to catch our Friday night catfish. In return we have promised to never add frog legs to the menu. |
| We only employ Olympic gold medal winners at the Kosse Cafe. We discovered they get food delivered to your table more quickly than non- Olympians. |
| Our strawberries spend thirty (30) minutes jumping rope and singing "Guantanamera" before diving into the salad bar. |
| Twenty-eight (28) people claim to have seen an image of Abraham Lincoln on our giant pancake. |
| The Sultan of Brunei has named the Kosse Cafe Supreme Nacho as the Official Food of Brunei. |
| The last eighteen (18) Miss America winners have celebrated their victory by eating a Kosse Cafe Chicken Fried Steak. While eating, each of them were inspired to end all human suffering. |
| Little Known Facts About the Kosse Cafe (Disclaimer: Some of these little known facts may be slightly exaggeratory.) |
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